Sunday, January 17, 2010

DVD Verdict Reviews

You'll find reviews for a whole host of other titles over at DVD Verdict.com. These will range from documentaries, television series as well as movies of all kinds. If its on DVD then DVD Verdict will review it.

I'll do my best not to write redundant reviews on this blog, but I am limited on DVD Verdict with word count. In same cases I may want to elaborate on a few points and so you'll find some overlap. But for the most part its different content over on that site.

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Check out my first year anniversary page. It has links to the best and the worst I tackled in my first year of writing for "the verdict".

Saturday, January 16, 2010

MST3K - Season 3 Overview

This is a season that is known for dividing fans. Some find it to be the summit of Joel years in the show. Others find it duller than any other season. The reason is quite simple, there is very little variety in the movies shown. You either get a Japanese import of some kind (most likely a Gamera film) or you get something from Roger Corman's American International archive. Many fans find both dubbed films and Corman's flicks so dreary and lifeless that this season is a chore, others thrive on it.


I find that I fall right in the middle. There are some seriously classic episodes to be found here, and yes I'm a fan of all things dubbed, so this fits the bill. This riffing speed and density is a bit better than the previous season and that helps, especially when Corman's around.

Two classic episodes explode right out of the gate with Cave Dwellers and Pod People. These are pure 80's and pure awesome. When it comes to Japanese laughs I actually find Fugitive Alien and Time of the Apes superior to most of the Gamera offerings. The two Master Ninja episodes are pretty solid too, for a compilation of some seriously cheesy 80's television show called The Master starring Lee Van Cleef. My favorite American International films in this season are The Amazing Colossal Man, It Conquered the World and Viking Women vs. The Sea Serpent. When it's all said and done you've got a pretty solid season all the way around

MST3K - Season 8 Overview



Season 8 was a time of wonder and whimsy, when Mystery Science Theater 3000 returned from the grave to give us more laughs on a new network. Now on the Sci-fi Channel (renamed the SyFy Channel?) our favorite movie mocking show was ready and raring to go. But there were a few changes in store for us old timers.

First off the host segments now had an overarching story. Mike (Michael J. Nelson), Tom Servo (Kevin Murphy) and Crow (now played by Bill Corbett) return to the Satellite of Love sometime in the distant future. After coming to grips that Crow is different, they find that they are still going to be subjected to watching bad movies, but instead of dealing with Dr. Forrester (Trace Beaulieu), they were now subjected to the whims of his mother Pearl Forrester (Mary Jo Pehl)! Pearl had undergone a transformation of sorts, going from the abrasive whiny old woman into a younger aggressive and frazzled woman. She starts chasing Mike and the bots around the universe subjecting them to bad movies and picking up henchmen along the way. First Professor Bobo (Kevin Murphy) who is an ape evolved from men. And later the Observer aka Brain Guy (Bill Corbett) a hooded being who holds his brain in a pan and insists he has no body.

The host segments take aim at all kinds of silly sci-fi clichés and conventions like time travel, dimensional doorways, pod people, parasitic aliens and space children. These add a new dimension to the show, but at the same time make it difficult to watch out of order, because you feel like you’re missing something. Rumor has it that the cast and crew at Best Brains weren’t too jazzed about the situation and struggled to write new material for the segments.

As for the movies, we get a bit of a mixed bag. Sci-fi Channel actually put restrictions’ on the type of films the show could tackle and were very strict about that rule for a while. They only wanted science fiction, horror and the occasional fantasy film. No short films were allowed. It even seems that they wanted to use back catalog Universal films for a bulk of the season. The result is lack of variety in the beginning of the season with nine episodes composed of nothing but black and white science fiction and horror. There are some great episodes in there, but some fans found it to be too much (I was one of them). But the second half of the season was a goldmine of classic episodes, and it makes this perhaps the strongest season of the new era of the show.

The following is a list of all the episodes in Season 10 and my ratings:
  • 801 – Revenge of the Creature
  • 802 – Leech Woman
  • 803 – The Mole People
  • 804 – The Deadly Mantis
  • 805 – The Thing that Wouldn’t Die
  • 806 – The Undead
  • 807 – Terror from the Year 5000!
  • 808 – The She Creature
  • 809 – I Was a Teenage Werewolf
  • 810 – Giant Spider Invasion
  • 811 – parts: the clonus horror
  • 812 – The Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies
  • 813 – Jack Frost
  • 814 – Riding with Death
  • 815 – Agent for H.A.R.M.
  • 816 – Prince of Space
  • 817 – Horrors of Party Beach
  • 818 – Devil Doll
  • 819 – Invasion of the Neptune Men
  • 820 – Space Mutiny
  • 821 – Time Chasers
  • 822 – Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

Friday, January 15, 2010

MST3K – Season 10 Overview



Here it is: the final season of Mystery Science Theater 3000. We get a pretty mixed set of episodes along with a few surprises.
First off a new set of opening credits that works the Castle Forrester into the premise. The first episode “Soultaker” gave us appearances by Joel Hodgson and Frank Conniff reprising their roles as Joel Robinson and TV’s Frank. This was also the season with a whole host of movies based in the South (Soultaker, Blood Waters of Dr. Z, Boggy Creek II, and Squirm). We get the return of Joe Don Baker in “Final Justice” and some wild experimentation with “Hamlet.
But it also marks the end of the show with the final episode “Diabolik”. The announcement of this must have occurred around the halfway point of the season because you can almost feel the energy drop from the series. Episodes that should be four stars are registering only two or three, and the last episode is lackluster.
But there are still a few classics to be found. Here are my favorites from this season:
Show 1001 – Soultaker
A great episode for long time fans of the show. Joel and Frank show up for the host segments and make them really fun. The riffing is pretty good especially with the infamous scene where Natalie takes a shower. Crow get something in his eye and wanders around the ship missing all the good parts. This is classic low budget 80’s filmmaking and it perfect riffing fodder.
Show 1002 – The Girl in Gold Boots
The first show to really break the sci-fi channel restrictions on types of episodes and boy is it a winner. Teens in peril, 60’s music and some of best characters ever featured in a MST3K episode. The riffing is top notch and hits all the right notes. The songs and dancing fuel the comedy both in and out of the theater, with Mike’s take on critter’s song being hilarious.
Bar none one of my favorite episodes of the show ever. The movie is an ungodly mess of failed TV pilots, failed movie and failed everything else. The early 80’s style of the second half of the movie is perfect for riffing, and gets the biggest laughs out of me. But almost all the Merlin sequences are funny too. Hell I just love the whole thing and the host segments just take off from the strange feature. For me this is the stand out of the season.
Show 1009 – Hamlet
How can you riff on Shakespeare? Quite easily if the production is as badly executed as this one is. Horrible dubbing, dismal sets and pacing that would make a slug look fast – this is the Bard done horribly horribly wrong. Mike and the bots are up to the task throwing witty and vulgar jokes together. They don’t move quite as fast as I would have liked, but the whole thing works for me, a lover of Shakespeare and the play. I recommend checking this one out especially if you know the play well enough to enjoy the mocking.
Show 1012 – Squirm
This 70’s worm-fest is actually not a half bad movie. But Mike and bots have plenty to work with. Everyone and everything is so southern that you can’t help but mock them. Add the nerdy hero Mick to the equation and you’ve got a riff-fest waiting to happen. It also includes the final short film of the series. If you haven’t seen “A Case of Spring Fever” and you don’t know who Coily the Spring Sprite is… well you need to check this one out.
The following is a list of all the episodes in Season 10 and my ratings out of 5:
Note: At this time I have not been able to watch show 1007 – Track of the Moon Beast. I saw it back on its first airing and remember it being funny but I want to give it a proper watch before I review it.

MST3K – Season 7 Overview


This was the final season of Mystery Science Theater 3000 as it appeared on Comedy Central. For all we knew it was the final season of the show ever. Luckily Sci-fi Channel swooped in and saved the show for three more seasons, but what we have here is a strange in between time. I find it to be a celebration of everything we love about the show, concentrated into a very short season.

TV’s Frank (Frank Conniff) left the show at the end of the previous season and this required Doctor Forrester to obtain a new partner in pain. So his mother, Pearl Forrester (Mary Jo Pehl) showed up and quickly whipped Clayton into shape. Pearl turned out to be a very divisive character among fans of the show. Mary Jo had been writing the show for years and made several appearances on screen, most memorably as Jan in the Pan from The Brain that Wouldn’t Die. She’s a a solid performer, but Pearl in this incarnation is really grating. She was re-imagined for Season 8 and become downright loveable by the end of that season especially with her performance of “When Loving Lovers Love” in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. Unfortunately we have to deal with her annoying self here.

Still the movie selection in this season was varied and even with Frank and Joel Hodgson missing, the riffing is firing on nearly all its cylinders. There are some classic episodes in this season and some hilarious host segments as well. Fans will remember the finale episode Laserblast as the real key. But my love of fantasy films makes me a fan of Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell.

The following is a list of all the episodes in Season 7 and the bonus short:

Thursday, January 14, 2010

MST3K – Season 2 Overview


The crew at Best Brains got a second season rolling but with a couple majore changes. First off Dr. Earnhardt (Josh Weinstein) disappeared and in his place we got T.V.’s Frank (Frank Conniff). With his distinctive hair and willingness to do anything for a laugh, Frank became a fan favorite and stayed with the show up till Season six.

On the Satellite, Tom Servo got a new voice and performer in the form of Kevin Murphy. Kevin took Servo in a new direction, making him a bit more pompous, and more willing to sing at the drop of a hat.

The riffing speed picks up a bit in this season and by the end, the series has pretty much reached a nice cruising speed that would last until Season five. Still, this season isn’t one of the stronger ones. When it hits the high points (Godzilla vs. Megalon) it’s classic stuff. But there are still some slow episodes to be found here. This is also the season where the biker trilogy appeared and created a couple fan favorite episodes.

The following is a list of all the episodes in Season Two:

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

MST3K – Season 1 Overview


Here’s where it officially started. Sure there was a season of sorts before this, but for many fans 1989 marks the first year of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It debuted on the “The Comedy Channel” which would soon rename itself “Comedy Central”. Here is where we first met Joel Robinson (Joel Hodgeson) the poor schmo trapped on the Satalite of Love and forced to watch bad movies with his robot pals, Tom Servo (Josh Weinstein) and Crow T. Robot (Trace Bealeau).

Meanwhile buried in the earth in Deep 13 the two mad scientists Dr. Clayton Forrester (Bealeau again) and his assistant Dr. Earnhardt (Weistein again) conduct experiments on Joel by forcing him to watch the movies and tabulating the results.

The show is still working out some kinks here and there. The crew hadn’t quite figured out the pacing yet, and there can be some stretches without much joking or commenting (also called riffing) going on. The show has a different feel, almost like the crew is really watching the movie and expecting the audience to do the same. I think this leads to the long stretches without riffing. With the focus being the film and the comedy in the supporting role.

The host segments look pretty primitive at times, but there is a charm to these early episodes. You’ll notice pretty quickly that the last few episodes are a definite improvement over the ones in the first half of the season, but we get plenty of the brilliance we know and love popping up time and again here.

The following is a list of all the episodes in Season One: