Summary:
After thrashing Barugon
really good in the previous film Gamera vanished. The folks living in a village
not far from a volcano believe that Gamera is camping out inside. This is
making them a bit nervous, and also freaking out a crew attempting to build a
road through the village. The villagers are pulling a scam on the road working
team, so they can get more money for their farms when they sell them off. A
photographer goes out to snap some pictures and maybe get a few shots of
Gamera. Along the way he meets a young boy Eiichi (Naoyuki Abe). Eiichi and the
photographer end up awakening a monster – but it isn’t Gamera.
This creature is called
Gaos. It his huge, bat-like with powerful wings, a deadly laser beam blast from
it’s mouth and some kind of fire extinguishing cloud from its armpits. I
couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. When Gamera arrives to save Eiichi from certain death, Gaos
nearly slices his leg off with the laser beam! Gaos is now free to torment the
area around Nagoya. Scientists try to figure out what Gaos is and how to stop
him, but really all they need to do is listen to Eiichi. This kid knows that
only Gamera can save them. But will faith be enough for a terrapin victory in
this heavy weight bout of Gamera vs.
Gaos!
Movie Review:
We told Gaos not to buzz the tower! Maverick! |
After the sluggish first
film, Gamera and the turgid follow-up,
Gamera vs. Barugon, I was hoping we
would get something a bit more lively. I wasn’t hoping for something as fun as Godzilla vs. Megalon or even Time of the Apes, but at least
something as entertaining as Prince of
Space. Well we did get an improvement in this film. There is more monster
combat. We have a little kid calling the shots and telling the grown ups what
they need to do. There is even one of the strangest and wackiest monster traps
I have ever seen (and that is saying something). So really Gamera vs. Gaos is an improvement overall.
Like the previous film, we
get lots of rich color and fun models in this movie. Gaos itself is a funny
looking creature. He appears to be inspired by Rodan, but with a boxier body and flat head. His huge wings can
stir up quite a ruckus, but it is his laser beam that causes the most damage.
She blasts Gamera a few times with it and causes the rocket turtle to gush
green blood. While I’m on the topic, these Gamera films are pretty gory in
general (something the Godzilla films of the period shied away from). Gaos gets
his foot ripped off by Gamera during one battle and there is blood spurting
everywhere. Later on Gaos grows the foot back as good as new… but man I was
surprised it went there in the first place.
"Either this is real good blood or the room is spinning." |
I have to talk about one of
the key plot points because it creates one of the most unusual images in the
entire Gamera series. About half way into the film Japan’s scientists determine
that Gaos will be destroyed by sunlight. So they plan to get him so dizzy that
he can’t fly back to his volcano cave. In order to do this they have to create
a spinning trap that will cause Gaos to get dizzy. They rig a rotating
restaurant as the trap. For the bait, they determine that Gaos is attracted to
human blood, so they create a HUGE blood fountain on top of the restaurant.
Once Gaos stops for a sip, they’ll spin him silly and he’ll be destroyed by the
sun. I can’t see how this can possibly go wrong. So the scientists create some synthetic
blood, and start the fountain. With all the blood gushing into the air, Gamera vs. Gaos becomes the goriest
film in the series (and the goriest film in Mystery Science Theater 3000 history).
Beyond the outrageous blood
fountain, all that the model work is still a lot of fun in this movie. Gaos’
mountain home is craggy and filled with glowing lights. When he goes on the
rampage there is plenty of destruction. While it lacks some of the stand out
set pieces like Osaka castle in Gamera
vs. Barugon there is still plenty of good stuff here.
Just try to ignore the comic relief in the background. |
The sound and music are
typical of Gamera movies of the period. Also typical is the horrendous dubbing
in this film. Performances range from bored and stilted to over the top and
insane. It creates plenty of unintended laughs. On a positive note, the voice
actor for little Eiichi is much less annoying that the one for Kenny in
original Gamera film. There are a
couple of comic relief characters that are part of the road crew, and they win
the prize for the most annoying performances: both visually and in the audio
department.
I suppose I should talk a
bit about the acting. Kojiro Hongo plays the roadwork foreman, and I suppose he
is our main heroic lead. He is earnest and brave, pretty much a clone of the
hero from the previous film. You also get Dr. Aoki (Yoshiro Kitahara) the
mastermind behind the blood fountain concept. Someone revoke his monster
scientist cred! There are various folks running around and taking up valuable
monster fighting time. But Eichi is really the focus of the flick, and brings a
kids point of view to the film.
Gaos, get off my lawn! |
Gamera vs. Gaos brings the series into a more Godzilla style monster versus monster
territory. The two creatures get much more battle time with a few good face offs,
and plenty of crashing and smashing. But both monsters here don’t have much of
a personality. They seem to just be huge animals out to destroy each other.
Gamera saves Eichi, but he doesn’t seem quite as invested in the kids as he does
in later films like Gamera vs. Guiron.
But to be fair the monster outfits in the early Gamera films don’t really allow
for much expression. Godzilla always seemed to be better at that.
When it comes down to it, Gamera vs. Gaos meets your Japanese
monster movie needs. It’s poorly dubbed, has some fun monster battles, plenty
of property damage and moves at a better pace than the previous films. Sounds
like something Joel and the bots can really sink their teeth into.
Episode Review:
Hey Aeschylus, look out below. |
Luckily the crew at Mystery Science Theater 3000 was not
burnt out on Gamera films yet. It’s a good thing too, because they still had a
couple more to tackle after this one. What works out well for them (and us) is
that movies became more outlandish and goofy as they go along. The basic story
elements improve. Each of these monster villains seems tougher than the last. Gaos
really seems to give Gamera a nasty time. This makes them more fun to watch and
all the action gives Joel and bots plenty to work with.
Gamera vs Barugon dropped the child from the story, but Gamera vs. Gaos bring him back in the form of Eichi. But a
combination of a bad dub and the boys not really paying attention causes them
to dub him “Itchy”. When Itchy and the nosy photographer stumble upon Gaos
mysterious cave the riffs come fast and furious. A glowing light appears and
the photographer gasps “What is that?” Crow responds for Itchy with “I’m only
6. Who do you think I am? Carl Sagan?” Gaos appears and quickly devours the
photographer. Crow declares, “It’s time for another episode of Eat the Press.” Gaos
grabs Itchy and is about to make him dessert. Itchy is yelling like a howler
monkey and Tom observes, “He’s no Fay Wray, is he?”
"Itchy" waves to his adoring fans. |
Gaos enormous bat body and
oddly shaped head make for plenty of jokes. The monster turns around quickly
with his wings open and Tom says in his best Michael Keaton, “I’m Batman!” When
Gamera crashes into Gaos noggin, Crow shouts, “Grace Jones takes one to the
head!” When Gaos is exposed to bright light his forehead begins to glow red.
Tom observes, “He’s embarrassed.” Joel responds, “If you had a head shaped like
a Dixie cup you’d be embarrassed to.”
When Gamera vs. Gaos’ infamous blood fountain trap is revealed the boys
just kick it into overdrive with lots of funny riffs but also just letting the
ridiculous scene play out for you to enjoy. But Tom does think that the
fountain looks like “a blood atomizer”.
He may have a beard and glasses, but this man came up with the blood fountain idea! |
Of course Gamera isn’t
immune to riffing. When the terrapin hero pulls his legs into his shell to
avoid Gaos’ deadly beam, Joel quips, “Ballpark Feet, they shrink when you cook
‘em”. But one of my favorite riffs and maybe one of the nerdiest riffs they
have ever uttered is when Gaos seizes Gamera by the shell and takes to the air
with him. Then when they are both at a great height, he drops Gamera like a hot
potato. As the turtle comes crashing back to earth Tom muses, “Isn’t that how
Aeschylus died?” This joke requires the viewer to know who the hell Aeschylus
is, and then to know how the famous ancient playwright died. Damn, I love this
show.
The episode starts off with
Crow and Tom impersonating their favorite raspy voiced stars. Crow is Lucille
Ball and Tom is Harvey Fierstein. It is as goofy as it sounds. For the
invention exchange, the mad scientists reveal printers that reveal your self-identity.
Frank is a clown and Dr. Forrester is Mrs. Ohio. Joel creates a fax machine
that prints out on tissue paper, so you can recycle the faxes when you blow
your nose. After the first break Joel attempts to show the folks at home how to
make your very own Gaos out of household stuff. The bots think he’s being dorky
and ruin it. When we come back from the next commercial: Joel, Tom, Crow and
Gypsey present the Gamera-dammerung. It is one of the silliest skits they’ve
done in Season three. The next break features Joel as Gaos the Great and he
tries to spin plates that look like Gamera. He’s not very good. After the movie
ends, Joel and the bots discuss less goofy ways to snuff Gaos, and then ask
viewers to write in with some of their own ideas.
Joel and the bots attempt a skit of Wagnerian proportions. |
Gamera vs. Gaos is a fun episode and certainly an improvement over the previous two
films. But it still doesn’t quite hit that sweet spot of being the best of the
Gamera episodes. There are still plenty of moments with the human characters
that are just plain boring and go on way to long. The boys do a good job with
most of these, but it does hurt the pacing a bit. Still you can’t go wrong with
this episode if you need to get a Gamera fix.
Gamera will return in Gamera vs. Guiron!
I give this episode 3 blood
fountains out of 5.
This episode is available on
the MST3K vs Gamera boxset
(Vol.XXI).
Esoteric jokes are always welcome -- even ones that pass me by. I like Gamera-dammerung too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, even if I end up having to look something up to get the joke, hey at least I learned something. One of the reasons I love this show so much is the mix of humor. Any given episode can contain a few fart jokes, some dark humor, ridiculous puns and jokes about ancient Greek tragedians. Not too many shows could pull that mix off so consistently and so well.
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