Summary:
It all starts on the moon,
when a candy colored space ship arrives and blasts a moon rover with a strange
beam, causing it to vanish. Later, some marine scientists working at Sea World perform
some experiments in their rowboat, when two things happen. Their kids Kenny (Yasushi
Sakagami) and Helen (Gloria Zoellner) have stowed away, and then the aliens
abduct all four. Turns out these aliens are comprised of one space babe (Eiko
Yanami) and one huge beaked monster called Zigra. They have the power to cause
earthquakes and eruptions, so that isn’t good.
Luckily Gamera (friend to
all children) is on the case. He is able to save the four humans, and even
attempts to take on Zigra. But little does he know that Zigra can grow to enormous
size, fight with amazing skill under water and pretty much trounces Gamera. Meanwhile
the space babe arrives in Sea World to kill Kenny and Helen, Zigra takes over
the television and telling everyone how cool he is, and there is a really long
scene with two men arguing about fish. You can bet your bottom dollar that this
will all end with two monsters beating the tar out of each other while the
Gamera theme song plays triumphantly, or else they wouldn’t have called it Gamera vs. Zigra.
Movie Review:
Joel tastes the rainbow of fruit flavors. |
Every year since 1965, a new
Gamera film hit theaters. But by
1971, the old rocket powered terrapin has pretty much run his course. The folks
at Daiei had run out of stories, run out of monsters and run out of time as the
studio went into bankruptcy after this film was released. Still, looking at the
way Gamera vs. Zigra plays out, you
could argue that the time had come to put the series aside and let some new
ideas percolate. Gamera would return in 1995, with a new look and a new story
line.
In some ways Gamera vs. Zigra is kind of like a
celebration of the previous Gamera films, kinda like Die Another Day is like a celebration of the first 20 James Bond
films. Another similarity is that both films aren’t that good.
One of the big problems with
the Gamera film is that the story beats are oh so predictable at this point.
One of the reasons Gamera vs. Guiron
is so much fun, is because it goes in completely new direction with the giant
monster storylines. Sure it’s a goofy direction, but it is still new and
surprising. Here, everything that happens, you’ve seen before – and it was done
better in the earlier films.
The space babe's plan is evil. You can tell by the green under lighting. |
Alien beings from space
threaten earth and the space babe? Both right out of Gamera vs. Guiron. Alien unable to withstand the light? Got that
one from Gamera vs. Gaos. The marine
scientist and Sea World doctor look familiar? They both appeared in key roles
in Gamera vs. Barugon. Even the
space babes from Gamera vs. Guiron
appear again, but in different roles as a housewife and … wait… as a space
babe? To be fair, Daiei was using a pool of actors for all its films, very
similar to the studio system in the golden age of Hollywood. So seeing familiar
faces in films was nothing new. But it all adds to the feeling that you’ve seen
this stuff before.
However, like all the Gamera
movies from Gamera vs. Gaos going
forward, Gamera vs. Zigra has a lot
of just plain goofy and off the wall moments. The moon base abduction sequence
seems to have no purpose at all, until a very odd late film revelation – that
does absolutely nothing for the story. The Sea World angle just seems bizarre,
especially when they have living facilities and a hospital on site. The side
story with the bathysphere and the long, long sequence featuring two men
arguing about fish sales will cause you to wonder if you put a completely
different movie in your DVD player. There are little things like Helen obsessed
with drinking Coke, and the cartoonish chase scene with the space babe and the
kids.
"Let's keep mugging and bantering. We can stretch this scene out 6 more minutes at least." |
Then there are the visuals. Gamera
gets a bit of a redesign. Well that’s not exactly correct. He gets a tongue,
which sticks forward from his mouth in a very disturbing way. The Zigra
spaceship is a very colorful and silly looking thing, with jutting points and
rounded Skittles lights all over it. But Zigra itself is a pretty cool monster,
a fishlike beast who can swim very quickly and has blades all over its body.
Gamera gets pretty beaten up and bloody by this fishy creature. It looks a bit
like a Goblin Shark, a disturbing deep-sea creature that is a living fossil.
One of the odd things about
Zigra is that this is the first time the monster in a Gamera film can actually
speak. And boy is he an arrogant blowhard. Some of his ranting and raving
provides unintentional laughs, mostly because the dubbing is so poor. And yeah,
I know I keep saying that, but Gamera
vs. Zigra may have the worst dub of the series. Lots and lots of
nonsensical lines and moments that attempt to match the lip flaps, but do so
with the most bizarre lines or sounds we’ve heard yet.
Part parrot, part horseshoe crab, part manta ray - all evil. |
Still it all makes for some
entertaining moments. Unlike the slow pacing of Gamera vs. Barugon or the original Gamera film, at least Gamera
vs. Zigra moves pretty quickly. The outlandish visuals are fun for a little
while. And you can attempt to untangle the storyline, which seems to be really
thrown together this time around (I’ll admit the edit used by MST3K doesn’t
help things, it really feels like whole scenes are missing). As far as a finale
for the monster series goes, well it could have been a lot better. But as a
finale for Joel and the bots to celebrate their final Gamera movie on MST3K…
well, read on and find out.
Episode Review:
No matter how hard Gamera tries, his new tongue will never top Barugon's. |
If Daiei studio was feeling
some fatigue with the Gamera films, it is no surprise that the cast and crew of
MST3K was also feeling some fatigue watching them. This comes through in the
celebratory nature of the host segments, as well as the riffing of Gamera vs. Zigra. In a way, I kinda
wish they spread out the Gamera (and Japanese movie) riffing over a couple
seasons. It would have kept some of this a bit fresher for them. But when it is
all said in done, we’ve got what we’ve got. Luckily the riffing is pretty solid
for this episode.
What makes the best riffing
are the really odd moments. These are still enough to give Joel and the bots
material for funny jokes. When our marine scientists jump into the rowboat to
head out for specimens, Joel quips, “Let’s get some tuna safe dolphin!” When
the boys discover that the little boy is named Kenny they all yell
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!” at the same time. Kenny from the first Gamera film really scarred them.
Does this shot look familiar to you too? |
When the Zigra space ship is
revealed the boys keep referring to it as a candy dish, and Crow tries to
figure out if it is filled with Skittles, Dots or Jujubes. When Zigra starts
talking Joel points out that “it is weird that the monster is badly dubbed.”
One of the scientists asks Zigra why he does horrible things, Tom replies,
“Because I didn’t get picked for cheer!”
Near the end after the Gamera vs. Zigra portion of the film
concludes, Gamera does a kind of victory dance, to which Joel encourages him
with “Bust a move, Gamera”. But then turns to Crow and says, “You know what?
These films are weird.”
Unfortunately a portion of
the riffing revolves around how familiar the plot is, how annoyed they are that
they are watching another Gamera movie and a surprising amount of obvious
observation (or State Park) jokes. It almost feels like an episode from Season
One in that regard.
I'm not a real space babe, I just play one in Gamera movies. |
The episode begins with Joel
and the bots enjoying a root beer kegger. They’ve got a Gamera piƱata and they
are ready to party. Why? Because this is the last Gamera movie they have to tackle.
For the invention exchange, the mad scientists have created 3 Stooges guns.
Should be seen to be believed. For the party Joel had turned Tom into the root
beer keg and Crow into a shish-ka-crow. At the first break, Tom and Crow have
crated a model show how Gamera works. It turns out Gamera has a game room
inside of him as well as sleeping quarters for Kenny. Joel ruins it when he
opens the secret door leading to Gamera’s guts. When we come back from the next
break, Joel and the bots show off their dioramas featuring their favorite
scenes from the Gamera films. When we come back Joel and the bots are visited
by Kenny and Helen (Mike and Bridget badly dubbed). It gets kinds surreal. When
the movie ends Joel the bots and the Mads all sing the Gamera theme song in
different styles. This final sequence is not for the feint of heart.
The bots reveal the inner workings of Gamera! |
When it comes down to it Gamera vs. Zigra is a fun episode, but
it falls somewhere in the middle of the bunch. Gamera vs. Guiron is still the funniest episode, and I think I’d
take Gamera vs. Gaos over this one
too. But it makes for a solid finale for any MST3K Gamera marathon.
This episode is available on
the MST3K vs. Gamera boxset (Vol.
XXI).
I'll have to remember to block the green under lighting of my own face. Maybe that's what is tipping off people.
ReplyDeleteI wonder at what age Gamera stops being your friend. Or is it enough to be a child at heart?
Yeah that is just good advice. Green lighting is seldom flattering, and if you're plotting an evil act, it just gives away your intentions.
DeleteGamera seems OK with Cornjob in "Gamera vs. Guiron", so I'm guessing the child at heart concept works fine with the big guy.
I just started watching Gamera movies, I started with Gamera Defender of the Universe, the effects are pretty cool, on par and sometimes better than the new Godzilla movies! Reviews up soon. My question is why the hell does a giant turtle have rockets on its feet? It never made sense to me!
ReplyDeleteThat's great news Francisco, looking forward to reading them!
DeleteI have no idea how they explain the rockets in his feet, or in his shell or however that is supposed to work. But hey, I guess we just accept rocket propelled turtles if we are also going to accept a monster who's head is a knife. Comes with the territory. ;)