If you are like me, and I
know I am, then you were filled with the desire to know more about the infamous
Bloodstone introduced in the “hit” film Subspecies.
So when the sequel was unleashed on the direct to video market there was much
rejoicing. Not only would we find out more about this mysterious arcane object,
but we would also be treated to more tiny demons and of course more of the
terrifying Radu. Well, let’s modify expectations a bit, because this film goes
in an unexpected direction. Unless you watched Subspecies and said to yourself, “You know what this movie needs?
Shatner!” then you are in for a treat.
Summary:
Picking up right after the
original film ends, Radu (Anders Hove) has a bit of a dilemma. His brother has
decapitated him and stabbed him with a wooden stake. For any other vampire this
would mean certain death. But Radu has the Subspecies
at his command, and they pull his head close enough to his body so the spine
can stretch out and reconnect everything in an admittedly cool looking effect.
Radu rises and takes vengeance on his brother and nearly slaughters Michelle
(Denice Duff taking over the role). But the sun interrupts his murder spree.
Michelle manages to escape
Radu’s castle and makes for Bucharest, where she contacts her sister Rebecca
(Melanie Shatner). But things don’t go quite as planned. You see, Radu is still
pursuing Michelle because she has the Bloodstone, and because he created her,
making her his fledging. Along the way he makes contact with his Mummy (Pamela
Gordon) who gives him magical aid. Rebecca teams up with Mel (Kevin Spirtas)
from the American consulate and the eccentric professor Popescu (Michael
Denish). Can these three save Michelle’s tainted soul or is she doomed to walk
the night forever with the Bloodstone?
Good Points:
- Denice Duff does a good job portraying Michelle’s confusion and anguish as a new vampire.
- The movie never takes itself too seriously, providing intentional and unintentional laughs
- Location shooting in Romania gives the whole movie a unique feel
Bad Points:
- The script is a mess, and character motivations are very hazy
- Most of the scenes with Mummy are hilarious when they should be scary
- Radu comes across as an idiot in this movie, an imposing idiot, but still an idiot
Overall:
Bloodstone
improves on the previous film in some ways and is worse in others. The final
product is just as entertaining but for different reasons. This movie is much
less serious and going for pure entertainment. Hove still goes for the gusto as
Radu, but the script turns him into a bumbling idiot for half the running time.
If you enjoyed the previous film, odds are you’ll have a good time with this
one. Perfect October viewing if you are in the mood for cheesy vampire fun.
Scores
(out of 5)
Visuals: 4
Sound: 3
Acting: 3
Script: 2
Music: 3
Direction: 3
Entertainment: 4
Total: 3
In Depth Review
Radu loves the night life. He loves to boogie in Bucharest. |
One thing I really like
about the film is that it is a direct continuation of the events and characters
from the previous film. It almost feels like it is sticking closer to trashy
horror novels or comic books in that way. Bloodstone
literally starts minutes after the events of the previous film (the blood from
Michelle’s dead friends is still wet on the floors of Radu’s castle). The
events of this film occur over the course of a few days and it gives the film a
bit of urgency.
"I'm telling you, Meatloaf stole my act!" |
Unfortunately the script
doesn’t really help Hove out too much. Time and again Radu makes really dumb
choices and could have easily avoided half the problems he runs into over the
course of Bloodstone. I really
wonder how much of this script was written days before filming, because it
feels like with a bit more time and script tweaking, half of these issues could
have been avoided.
Diaphanous gown? Check! You are ready to be the vampirical bride. |
The bloodstone gets and upgrade. Shame the script didn't. |
See, I just made all that up
after a few hours thought about the film. This is why I get the feeling that the
messy script was written in a hurry right before filming. Because things like
that happen all the way through the script and most of it impacts Radu in a
negative way.
Vampire fledglings come running for the great taste of saints' blood. |
Perhaps the worst offender
of the weakening of Radu is the character of Mummy played with outrageous verve
by Pamela Gordon. Looking like a combination of The Crypt Keeper and a deranged
Mummy, the character is literally Radu’s mother. He keeps calling her, Mummy
and gives her sheepish obedience. With these two actors chewing the scenery in
their scenes you have some of the most entertaining sequences in the film.
Mummy’s makeup effects are pretty good, she’s gross to look at, and devilishly
amused by everything. But Radu’s total obedience to her reduces his fearsome
nature. And the scenes are so funny that it is hard to take Mummy seriously as
a threat to anyone.
Mummy gets down with her bad self. |
That covers the villains of
the movie, but how about our heroes? While I did like Laura Tate as Michelle in
Subspecies, Denice Duff does a good
job with the character in Bloodstone.
She handles the desperation and fear that Michelle feels as her vampire
instincts grow within her. After the events of the previous film, she is
terrified of Radu (with good reason), so her constant paranoia that he is
following her is handled well. I also like how Duff gives us that self-loathing
at her desire for blood combined with the lust to kill. It’s a tricky mix of
emotions but Duff does it well. Obscurus Lupa did give Duff some grief about
crying so much in these movies, but I think it makes sense in Bloodstone. After all the shit she’s
been through and dealing with now, I would think her emotions are a real mess.
"Vampires. Why did it have to be vampires?" |
Fearless vampire slayers? Or posing for for the Romanian travel brochure? |
Nothing brings the giggles like being evil and undead. |
Michelle stopped her blood drinking to call the Castlevania hotline. |
I also like the finale where
Radu has captured Rebecca and threatens to destroy the sister in front of
Michelle – severing her last link to humanity. A more interesting approach may
have been to force Michelle to drink from Rebecca and by killing her sister
destroying everything good within Michelle. But that is just my twisted mind at
work. In any case, these elements of the story are effective and with a tighter
script this sequel could have surpassed the original as an examination of
Michelle’s fall and Radu’s pursuit.
Two sisters separated by darkness. |
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The finger demons are going to play tether-ball on Radu's corpse. |
Radu plays hide and seek with Michelle. He's not very good. |
"Do you think you cold get your dad to sign this napkin?" |
Even the graffiti in Bucharest is vampire themed. |
"Seriously, look at these hands. You know what they say about a guy with big hands, right?" |
Radu's got a headache this big, and it has Michelle written all over it. |
"Van Helsing? I taught him everything he knew." |
"I can make some awesome shadow puppets. You wanna see?" |
Would you trust this guy to save your sister's soul? |
It's not very gentlemanly to demand jewelry back just because one gets staked through the heart and dumped. That's always a risk and is just part of the game. Dracula wouldn't act like that. "Radu" sounds like a spaghetti sauce.
ReplyDeleteYeah it is hard not to just say a bunch of sauce related riffs when watching the "Subspecies" films. I usually allow one or two per viewing. Otherwise it gets out of control. :)
DeleteRadu isn't a gentleman. Turns out he's a mama's boy!
Yeah, this is the sort of fare that the El Ray network has been showing lately, if fact, they did show this series. I got caught up in watching the first one just to see what it's about. My tolerance for this type thing has pretty waned, I guess it's my age. But I can see where a younger person might enjoy these. They also showed the last Phantasm film, which are about the same genre and budget, and I was curious about. I have to say with what they had to work with, it's watchable too. Cheesy and throw logic out the door, but watchable.
ReplyDeleteYeah you have to be in the right mood to enjoy cheesy 90s horror fare. Since I grew up with this kind of stuff there is a lot of nostalgic value to watching it. But yeah, they aren't good movies, but they are fun movies.
DeleteIf memory serves the first film is probably the most serious and maybe best made of the series. But the third film goes all in with the over the top cheesiness. The scene with Radu vs a soldier has to be seen to be believed.