One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes actually doesn't come from the movie itself (Manos: The Hands of Fate) but from the short from Chevrolet that opens the experiment. It is called Hired! and it contains this image. Caption it!
And then this happened...
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When Grandpa gets juiced he thinks he's the prince of Saudi Arabia.
ReplyDeleteWilliam Frawley is Omar Sharif in Lawrence of New Jersey.
DeleteNow no one will notice my male pattern baldness.
ReplyDeleteHe's not just the president, but he's also a client.
DeleteSaturday is roast ortolan night.
ReplyDeleteOk, you got me with that one. The only Ortolan I know of is the silly blue guy from "Return of the Jedi".
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The traditional way to eat ortolan (a small songbird) is with a napkin on one's head. It's currently illegal because of the bird's threatened status, but some chefs still cook them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortolan_bunting. I'm pretty sure they're tastier than the blue guy would be.
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