It is good to be king. You can wear whatever you want. Command all your minions. Demand absolute obedience from your subjects. And of course you get to make proclamations. But sometimes wearing whatever you want while making the proclamations can turn out to be a bad thing.
Case in point in the example below.
But still, this moment from Outlaw of Gor gives us the perfect opportunity for caption fun. So we can't be all that mad at King Goofy here.
And then this happened...
Said, I'm going down to Yasgur's Farm
ReplyDeleteGonna join in a rock and roll band
I want to thank the judges for voting me the crown for the Ernest Hemingway lookalike contest.
ReplyDeleteIf that is the award that he is wearing on his head, I doubt the veracity of the judges.
DeleteThe look of love
ReplyDeleteIs in your eyes
A look your smile can't
disguise
[sotto voce]: "The King of Halitosis."
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but this one really cracked me up. :D
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