We all had that one friend, or maybe acquaintance is a better term. This friend is always around, but no one really remembers who invited them over. This friend is annoying in so many special ways, but just funny enough to keep around. This friend has been known to be a disgusting slob, a insufferable know it all, or just in a constant obnoxious mood way too often. And yet, they always manage to show up at any given gathering.
Akton is that kind of friend. Just look at this guy and tell me he hasn't just said or done something annoying and yet kinda funny. Yeah he's
Starcrash's resident frat boy. But can you give this moment a appropriate caption?
And then this happened...
After this gig I've got the lead in a cross gender production of "Annie." Caroline here is Mommy Warbucks.
ReplyDeleteThe sun'll come out
Tomorrow..."
Little Orphan Akton?
DeleteWe really wanted Elvis to officiate, but I guess you'll do. Mr. Green back there has the rings.
ReplyDeleteHopefully the robot isn't the priest.
DeleteYou want us to destroy a planet, you say? Easy peasy: we do that every Spring Break.
ReplyDeleteI believe the phrase is, "My eyes are up here."
ReplyDeleteCurse you space bikini!!!!
DeleteI'm not Groot, me either, what's Groot?
ReplyDeleteOk, that one nearly made me shoot tea out of my nose. :)
DeleteWe just flew in on Battlestar Galaxitive, where's your toilet?
ReplyDeleteGreen man gave us our anal probes, can we go now?
ReplyDeleteIf that was true, would Stella have that look on her face... maybe so... who am I to judge.
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