Sunday, May 6, 2018

And Then This Happened... Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

It is bad enough when you are hosting a nice dinner party and one of your guests turns out to be an idiot with the manners of an insane chameleon. But it is even worse when you are the dinner guest and you happened to bring the rude idiot with you. Of course, you had hoped he would act a little less annoying than usual, but time and again he proved you wrong. Jedi are known for their patience. But this, it was just going too far. Can't really blame Qui Gon here. Caption time!

And then this happened...


  1. A Jedi Knight never bogarts that joint.

  2. "I would my horse had the speed of your tongue and so good a continuer."

    1. Shakespeare even makes this scene much ado about nothing. ;)

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    1. That... you know what, the less said about this, the better.

  4. I assure you JarJar me and Anakin do not want to see Uranus. Will you please stop asking?