Back in 1974 Italian horror
director Mario Bava made a gothic horror called Lisa and the Devil, which sounds like an 1980s metal band. But I
digress. Sadly this project was never able to find a distributor. In a bid to
get some kind of payoff for the flick, producer Alfredo Leone re-edited and
provided some added footage to play off the popularity of The Exorcist. This is the horrific result!
Summary:
Lisa (Elke Sommer) is
enjoying some touristy fun in Toledo, Spain when she runs across a very strange
man with a mannequin. As you try to wrap your head around that whole sequence,
Lisa collapses, starts spouting profanities and writhing around. A nearby
priest, Father Michael (Robert Alda) rushes with the hospital with her and
quickly determines that Lisa is possessed by Satan! I think all the cursing,
green spewing and crusty makeup gave it away.
Satan speaks through Lisa
and describes why evil is on this earth, and it has to do with an old mansion
and the horrible family living there in the 1920s (I think). There is a
mysterious butler Leandro (Telly Savalas), a few long rotting corpses, some
scandalous affairs and lots of gothic atmosphere. Lisa is somehow involved in
all this (and yet is a different girl, maybe, I think). As the story unfolds
Father Michael decides that to cure Lisa he must travel to the House of Exorcism and do battle with
old scratch himself!
Good Points:
- Bava’s atmospheric visuals create some great Gothic moments
- Savalas seems to be having a good time
- A few moments of amusing gallows humor
Bad Points:
- This reedited version makes little sense
- The added footage is pointless and padded
- The dubbing is pretty awful
Overall:
Let me just say that if you
want to see this film, find the original version Lisa and the Devil and avoid this mess. The added footage is
horribly unoriginal and slows the already measured pacing down to a crawl. Sure
it’s fun to see Elke Sommer swear like a sailor, but those scenes get old too
fast. More intriguing is the original material with the evil family and gothic blood
fest. But it’s so hacked up that most of the fun is drained away. This is up
there with Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women for a plain mess of a re-edit.
Scores
(out of 5)
Visuals: 3
Sound: 3
Acting: 3
Script: 2
Music: 3
Direction: 2
Entertainment: 2
Total: 2
Curious about a full review,
sent me an email and I’ll make additional thoughts to this review.
Your a tough man Roman, persevering through a movie like this.
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DeleteYou know, it didn't make bad riffing fodder. It was such a hot mess that we had some fun with the bizarre editing and over the top cursing from Sommer. It also made me curious to see "Lisa and the Devil" which I'm sure to review on here too. :)
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