Being a tourist can be a lot of fun. You get to see new sights, meeting interesting people and sample the local cuisine. Maybe if you're lucky you learn a bit about the culture and history of the place you visit. And Japan is full of all kinds of things to see and do.
But when you carry a license to kill, and Q is the one doing all your packing, well these little trips can turn out a bit dicey. You end up going to some of the worst places in the country. I mean who wants to actually tour Bloefeld's secret mountain lair. The stupid thing is going to blow up eventually, right?
I think they are on to you James. In any case, time for another caption from the film You Only Live Twice.
And then this happened...
"Quick! Try to blend in! Let's tape back your eyes! I promise it's not racist."
ReplyDeleteTo quote Marisa Tomei from "My Cousin Vinney"... "Oh yeah, you blend." Much better with her accent. :)
DeleteAnd yes, I see what you did there, and I approve.
"It's the Scottish accent, isn't it?"
ReplyDelete"Please bring the Aston Martin, and don't touch the console settings. I have the ticket here somewhere."
I love that James would just assume they are here to bring the car around. I can actually see Roger Moore or Pierce Brosnan saying the line and then blasting them with some gadget in his watch.
Delete"We beat you, not stir."
ReplyDeleteThat leaves James a bit shaken.
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