Bigfoot is a legend we are all curious about. Is he real? Is he a tall tale (pun kinda sorta intended)? Is he just a hoax meant to drive up tourist visits to backwoods towns? Maybe Bigfoot is all this and more too. The movie Cry Wilderness would certainly like for us to believe that. But mostly Bigfoot in that movie is... well, let's just say he is less than impressive. But at least when he does show up in the film, he provides plenty of unintentional humor.
Such as this little moment from Cry Wilderness. I think it is just itching for a caption, don't you?
And then this happened...
"Littlefoot is real!"
ReplyDelete"Do you…like movies about gladiators?"
It is true, to Bigfoot... we are the cryptids!
DeleteShhh Tommy, I think I heard something over there.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Bigfoot is attempt to use the force to choke little Paul here.
DeleteHere come the neighborhood kids. When I yell Geronimo, start crapping in your hands and fling it at them.
ReplyDeleteOh man! I had no idea Bigfoot was into marking his territory!
Delete"She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy
ReplyDeleteI'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, Don't know
It's not for lack of bread, like the Grateful Dead"
I thought he was waiting to burst into song!
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