Being a demigod does have some drawbacks. You usually get selected to go on dangerous quests. You have gods and goddesses doing their best to stop you. Usually there is some kind of tragedy looming in your life. But at least you get fame and fortune.
Well if you are a demigod in a Cannon film then maybe you have a few other drawbacks. You get poor dialogue, goofy costumes and robots. You know about the robots, right?
Well even if you didn't know about the robots, Hercules does. Here is a classic moment from his outrageous 80s adventure.
And then this happened...
"One three minute egg coming up."
ReplyDeleteTalk about being in Hell's Kitchen. Gordon Ramsey is back there yelling "You're going to kill someone Hercules!"
DeleteWhen you're hot you're hot
ReplyDeleteDisco fever? (and if you've seen Zeus in this movie, then you know I'm not too far off)
DeleteYou light up my life
ReplyDeleteOr my arm, you pick.
DeleteI am the egg man
ReplyDeleteHe isn't the Walrus, thats for sure. That guy was in "Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger".
DeleteClap on. Clap off. Clap on.
ReplyDeleteBoth hands Herc! You need to clap with both hands!
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