Introduction:
Some people take their love
of bad movies and go onto the internet and write reviews about them. They want
to share the wonder of the bad movie and drag others to witness its beauty.
That is one of the reasons The Room
has been inflicted on so many innocent people. But other people decide to take
a crack at the bad movie piñata with their own bat. Larry Blamire just stepped
up to the plate. The result may be as bad as my mixed metaphors.
Summary:
Dr. Paul Armstrong (Larry
Blamire) is a scientist who specializes in the field of science. He and his wife Betty (Fay Masterson)
are driving to a remote cabin to spend some time alone together and so he can
study a meteorite made of the mysterious element atmospherium (which may be the
dumbest name for an element since unobtanium). Meanwhile an evil scientist
named Dr. Roger Fleming (Brian Howe) is searching for the Lost Skeleton of
Cadavra in the same woodland area. When he finds the skeleton it demands
atmospherium so that it can regain all of it’s evil powers.
Then a spaceship lands… no
seriously, a spaceship lands. The husband and wife alien duo Kro-Bar (Andrew
Parks) and Lattis (Susan McConnell) discover that their pet mutant (Darin Reed)
has escaped! They need to capture the mutant, and then get some atmospherium to
repair their ship and return to their planet. Before you can say Plan 9 From Outer Space wacky shenanigans
ensue as the aliens, the evil doctor and the clueless scientist and his wife
all collide. Will the mutant horribly mutilate our heroes? Will the aliens be
able to pass as normal humans? Will we find out what kind of animals Animala
(Jennifer Blaire) is made of? And who will be the first victim of The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.
Good Points:
- Manages to parody and capture the feel of a 1950s drive in flick
- The dialogue is a perfect parody of Ed Wood’s best
- Wears its love of bad black and white B movies on its sleeve
Bad Points:
- It is so in on the joke that it can rub viewers the wrong way
- A few scenes go on a little too long
- If you don’t get why people love bad movies, then don’t bother with this one
Overall:
This is a dangerous
balancing act: to make a fun schlocky movie while poking fun at schlocky
movies. But Blamire and his cast and crew pull it off. They obviously love the
movies they are spoofing, and they’ve watched plenty of them. The result is a
very fun ride with some very quotable dialogue, hilarious characters and a
spirit of fun around every corner. A few of the talky scenes go on a bit long,
but in all honesty it could be part of the joke. I had a great time with this
one and anyone who enjoys the genre of films (and those particular Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes
that feature those films) will probably enjoy this too.
Scores
(out of 5)*
Visuals: 5
Sound: 3
Acting: 5
Script: 4
Music: 5
Direction: 5
Entertainment: 4
Total: 5
*Since the movie is
attempting to be bad, I rated the elements on how well it succeeded in matching
the schlocky movie vibe. For example, the camera work reminded me strongly of
Ed Wood Jr. and Roger Corman camera framing – and so it gets high marks.
